Take the money & run

If you're looking for original as well as famous payday quotes that range from funny to very powerful quotes on the topic of equal pay, we have a plethora of them right here for you to choose from.

Go ahead and celebrate payday with one of the dozens of cool lines about getting paid.

1 20 Funny 'It's payday!' Quotes
2 'It's payday!' Memes
3 Powerful Quotes on Equality of Payment for Men and Women

20 Funny 'It's Payday!' citations

Dear God, you can destroy this world on any other day, but please not on payday!
I am 100% confident that I love payday more than Romeo loved Juliet! God bless you, pay day.
Phew, it feels so good to finally put my hands on my paycheck! Let's hope it stays with me until the end of the month.

I've lived long enough on this earth to conclude that the only time an average person is truly happy is the day they get paid.
There is no day as joyous as payday! May I have many more days like today!
My favorite job in this world is collecting my paycheck. It makes my heart smile.
True happiness is cashing your paycheck after waiting for it for a very long time!
I don't know about you, but for me, happiness comes from payday!

It's payday, but where did it all go??

Many a sick person receives their healing not from a doctor or from God, but from a paycheck.
If every day was payday, what a wonderful place this world would be.
Today is payday! Now you can show poverty the door!
My dearest paycheck, you are the cornerstone of my happiness! I just wish you could stay with me for a very long time.
The only feeling I can compare to surviving the odds and sticking to your payday is the feeling when you cross the finish line at the end of a full marathon!
'Jesus Christ was not the only one who performed remarkable miracles. 'I perform extraordinary miracles every month that survive until payday. If this is not a miracle, there is no miracle!

If Judas had been persistent enough to hold out until payday, like most of us, he probably would not have betrayed Christ for 30 pieces of silver.
Yay! It's payday and my hands are itching to hold my paycheck more than my beloved!
It may have taken so long for the second coming of Jesus Christ to come, but it is finally here! At this point I would like to congratulate and thank for surviving until payday!
Nothing can lower the kilowattage in my smile today, because today is payday!
It's always payday in paradise!
It takes forever for my salary to get to me, but only a blink of an eye to see me off. Dear salary, I wish we could spend more time together!

Do I have to pay!

'Tis payday!' Meme

On payday / rest of the month

Payday – nothing to reassure.

When there are 3 days left until payday.

Enjoy these hours while they last on payday.

Powerful citations for payment equality between men and women

"This is not about the ladies chasing the men's team or comparing statistics and records with them. We love these guys, and they have publicly come out in support of our application and offered to help as much as they can. They have also advocated for better compensation, and without them we would not have a universal standard for what we deserve: equal pay for equal play. It is a fairly simple concept. But as with so many professions in the U.S., it's still not a reality for the women soccer players who represent this country. ' – Alex Morgan
'As a father, I want to know that my daughter has the same opportunities as my sons'. A Liberal government is committed to working with provinces and territories to ensure that women receive equal pay for equal work.' – Justin Trudeau
'It can be frustrating'. It can be painful. Your salary is one way to quantify what you are worth. When men get paid a lot more to do the same thing, it feels like shit. ' – Gwyneth Paltrow
Every single interviewer asked, 'Isn't this an amazing time for women in comedy?' People really wanted us to be openly grateful – 'Thank you so much!' – and we thought, 'No, it's a terrible time. If you really look at it, the guys are still getting more money for a lot of junk while the ladies are hectic and doing amazing work for less. '' – Tina Fey
"I think every female actress knew (about the pay gap), and they all knew it was happening, but nobody wanted to say anything because they were like," OK, you know what, I still got paid; it wasn't that much, but I still got paid. ' Society told them if you express it, you would be labeled as this feminist crazy person who is difficult to work with – and that in itself is very sexist. All of these female actresses are literally considered difficult because, God forbid, they have an opinion. ' – Rowan Blanchard
a "You have a girl who took out the same college loan as her male counterpart in her class. But it will take her years longer to pay off her student loans. It will take her longer to buy a house. She will have less money in her retirement account and be more likely to be poor when she is older. Your children will be affected. The problem of wage inequality is really important, as experts say it will take 40 years for this gap to close. We do not have 40 years to wait. ' – Patricia Arquette
"I'm sorry, if a woman does the same job as a man, she should be paid the same amount of money. She should just. How the world should work. What do you tell your daughter when she grows up? "You just have to understand that you are a girl. You have a vagina, so that is not so valuable. ' What do you tell her? ' – Viola Davis
'We must advance the work of the women who have come before us and ensure that our daughters have no limits to their dreams, no barriers to their achievements, and no remaining ceilings that could shatter.' – Barack Obama
'I'm done looking for the' delightful 'way to express my opinion and still be personable'!' Fuck it. I don't think I've ever worked for a man in charge who was thinking about which angle to let his voice be heard at. It is just heard. Jeremy Renner, Christian Bale and Bradley Cooper struggled and managed to negotiate powerful deals for themselves. I'm sure they were praised for being wild and tactical, while I was worried about coming across as a brat and not getting my fair share. ' – Jennifer Lawrence
"We need to stop subscribing to the myth of gender equality. It is not a reality yet. Today, women make up half of the U.S. workforce, but the average working woman earns only 77% of what the average working woman earns. But until women and men find this unacceptable, things will not change. ' – Beyonce

Equal pay for equal work. It's common sense. It is also overdue. Let's close the gap and do it now. ' – Joe Biden 'The reality is that it will take 75 years for women to be paid for the same work as men if we do nothing.' – Emma Watson
"Imagine you are a little girl. You grow up. You practice as hard as you can, with girls, with boys. You have a dream. You struggle, you work, you sacrifice to get to this stage. You work as hard as anyone you know. And then you get to that stage and you are told that you are not the same as a boy. Almost as good, but not quite the same. Consider how devastating and demoralizing this could be. ' – Venus Williams
"It is undeniable that there is a real wage gap. People can argue about how big this is, but that's almost beside the point. The point is that every woman, every girl deserves to be paid what they are worth. ' – Sheryl Sandberg